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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 04:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Microsoft will finally stop bugging Windows users about Edge — but only in Europe - The Verge

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do I keep dreaming of my mom, who recently passed away from cancer, still being sick and in pain?

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Still no good

What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

No way

What are 10 interesting facts about you?

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

What topics are okay with you in comics and what topics should be totally off the table?

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

14,000-year-old mummified ‘puppies’ weren’t dogs at all, new research shows - CNN

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Protests erupt after Massachusetts high school student detained by ICE - ABC News

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unreleased GeForce RTX 3080 Ti with 20GB memory spotted on eBay - VideoCardz.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is it possible to earn money by writing and self-publishing a Light novel on Amazon Kindle?

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

What are your thoughts on a Russian poetry prize banning entries from transgender people? Why is Russia so transphobic?

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Howard Schultz says he 'did a cartwheel' when Starbucks CEO Niccol coined 'back to Starbucks' strategy - CNBC